I Broke My Relationship with books....

Chothi Gayi Paanchvi Dhoond.....

Chuti Cheeze boht Dard deti....

Ladies calories burn....

Khundi Mat Khadkao Raja....

Horizontal and vertical...lol

How bedroom smells after marriage:

Why save battery....

Long drive....

Is ko tasveer kehtay hai....

Pathan sugar box kyu kholta hai....

Extra pen...

Laughing at your wife's mistakes....

Ammi Naa mano kehna....

Girl To her Blind Boy Friend....

Agar Cut lag jaye....

Do log Aik Dusre Ko khushi se Dhekte hai

Man to other Man...

Engineer Rishta....

Kya bolna hai...

Photographer banke....

DIFFERENT BETWEEN GIRLS FACEBOOK STATUS AND BOYS FACEBOOK STATUS...

Girl's Facebook Status: Yo Yo!Traveled in a BUS after such a long time..??- 75 Likes & 115 Comments Comments:- Awww! ..muah..??Maybe next time we both can go together sweetie..- You went without me ?? </ 3- Wow! I also wanna experience it once..!!- Happy Journey Baby!---------------------------

Boy's Facebook Status - Hell YEAH! Traveled in a BUS after such a long time..1 Like & 7 Comments Comments:- Haan toh saale usme hum kya karein..??- Bas yehi aukaat hai teri..- Saale ab tu rickshaw me jayega toh bhi status rakhega..??- Chuze baap ko bol ek cycle toh dila de kam se kam..- Haan toh bhai ja..conductor ban jaa uska..!!

SARDAR INVITATION.....

Sardar ko invitation mila

k

party me sirf LAAL taai pehan ker aana hy.

Sardar party me pohcha To dekha

k"

"Logon ne

pant aur shirt b pehni hui hy.

HASBAND WIFE

Husband: Meri shirt ulti karke press karna.
Wife: Ok.
After 10 minutes
Husband: Meri shirt press ki?
Wife: Nahi…
Husband: Kyun?
Wife: Ulti nahin aa rahi hai!

LITTLE BOY .....

.A  boy send sms to his girl friend :

"Sweet heart, Sorry to disturb you. 

Can you send me your photo? Its really very urgent."....

Girl: "But why baby?".....

Boy: "We are playing card's & I have lost my QUEEN.

must send to girl friend